Or maybe I should say, "What a couple of weeks!".
Started out with my other half deciding she needed to share the flu with our little one and me. You don't want the details suffice it to say things got ugly around Casa de Allen for several days. We were returning to life as normal when the springtime head colds from hell decided to visit.
In the midst of this wonderful experience, some little gang banger worthless P.O.S. decided to steal our van from the driveway and take his posse joyriding. Our local sheriff found the van the next day sunk up to its axles in the mud in the middle of a city park. Steering column trashed, battery dead, numerous items missing and reeking of dope smoke. My complements to the folks at Farmers Insurance though, they have made a horrible experience bearable and we should have the wheels back sometime this week.
I just hope the little twerp is dumb enough to wear the coat he stole from the van out in public. I will be watching.
And I haven't even had time to work on the new story I have up my sleeve. Dang it!!
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